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of power divine, supremest wisdom, and primeval love"
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some thoughts because I’m terrible at relationships and I need to get this straightened out in my head

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Trainwreck | A Rotterdam November

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Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?”

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You’d better flush out your head, new guy. This isn’t about freedom; this is a slaughter.
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
dir. Stanley Kubrick

Went and had a much-needed lunch with Tori today and then on my way back stopped at the boy’s house because we left off on a terrible note last night and when he tried to help via text I got really angry.

He was watching The X-Files (which he had never been exposed to until last Friday at my house) in his comfy clothes so I ended up watching two episodes with him and I feel like nothing really needed to be said.

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Richad “too cute for this world” Armitage



Today during my two hour training session in the Pharmacy, we ate pizza and listened to real music and not the boring adult contemporary that the rest of the store gets.

Lucas pulled up Greg’s Amazon player on shuffle and we got The Cranberries, Mumford & Sons, and The Devil Wears Prada in that order, and when TDWP came on and I heard it get quieter, Greg was like, “Lucas, I think you accidentally turned it down.”

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