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michigan / 22 / hate peas, love pie
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of power divine, supremest wisdom, and primeval love"
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I attribute my English degree in part to making some of the best inappropriate jokes out of all my friends.

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no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed


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How much do you know about artificial intelligence?


Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

working on an 8tracks playlist trilogy that would roughly be the soundtracks of my current and future space gladiator books if they were made into movies instead of doing that personal Awesome Mix thing

mostly because I couldn’t pick one aesthetic for my Awesome Mix so I picked three

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Ryan said we needed two cakes last night on top of three stuffed-crust pizzas. There were only five of us and he insisted we could eat it all. (We couldn’t.)

It’s also nice to have friends who know how to make a fire and keep it going and not burn themselves to death on it.

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Westnedge Meijer is the cutest Meijer, btw. Also the beadiest. And there is a guy who stands at the gas station and busks sometimes and he is good and also kind of attractive.

Man, no, this was Shaver Road Meijer, and there are some cute guys that work at Shaver. I literally never go north-of-I-94 Westnedge unless I need iHop or I’m going to Fanfare.

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Cute Meijer’s worker boy making prolonged eye contact with me and smiling and asking me how I am even though I’m all gross and not-showered.

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Sport Science S02E11: World’s Toughest Woman (June/21/2009)

"Gina can land all 8 blows in a blistering 3 seconds. And how much does this maelstrom combine to generate? An amazing 4,800 pounds of force. That’s like a North Pacific giant octopus pounding you with all 8 of it’s arms. Translation: In 3 seconds, Gina could brake your ribs, give you a concussion, shatter your nose, rupture your spleen, cause internal bleeding, and put you down for the count."